Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

The "Most" of Youtube

YouTube is the most popular video-sharing site on the internet, it was created by by three former employees of Paypal in February 2005 and has been owned by Google since 2006. According to YouTube, users worldwide upload 100 hours of video each minute and more than 6 billion hours of video are watched each month. 

Do you know that there are over billions videos on YouTube, and about 200,000 is uploaded everyday. You need over 600 years to watched all the videos uploaded by 300 thousand accounts on the website. 

But with all the million videos uploaded, there are some that stand out, or what most netizens use to say, "gone viral". Now let's see what are the "Most" on Youtube 
  • Most Viewed Music Video of All Time - This title belong to no other than PSY's hit song "Gangnam Style", it is the first video on YouTube that hit over 2 billion views on May 2014, it surpassed the old "Baby" of Justin Bieber in November 2012. It is also the first YouTube video that hit 1 billion views. PSY's second hit song, Gentleman also in the top ten of the most watched on YouTube with over 700 million views.


  • Most Viewed Viral Video of All Time - Time to bite your finger because it's "Charlie Bit my Finger". The video is simply features two brother sitting in a chair, and when Charlie bit his brother’s finger, Harry repeatedly says ouch, and his brother begins to giggle, afterwards, Harry smiles and says “Charlie, bit me”

    The video ranks as the fourth most viewed video on YouTube with approximately 700 million views. The 56-second long video was uploaded on Youtube in May 2007 by Howard Davies-Carr, the father of the boys. According to the report, the family made over $500,000 off advertising revenue from the video, that is almost like winning a lottery.
Snapshot from the Video
  • Most Liked Video - According to Buzzfeed, the title still belongs to PSY's Gangnam Style with over 8 millions likes followed Ylvis hit song "The Fox" (What Does the Fox Say) with over 3 million likes. 
  • Most Disliked Video - The award belong to the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black with over 1 million dislikes, even though Justin Bieber's Baby have more dislikes with 2 million thumbs down, Friday was once had over 3 million negative votes but the video was later removed, and has been officially re-uploaded. 

    The Song was written and produced by Los Angeles record producers Clarence Jey and Patrice Wilson and released by ARK Music Factory on March 14, 2011. The song has receive universally negative reviews. Michael  Nelson called it Worst Video Ever Made on twitter and maybe The Worst Song Ever asked by Lyndsey parker on Yahoo! Music.
Snapshot from the Video
  • Most Subscribed Channel of All Time - And maybe the richest vlogger in the internet today, with over 32 million subscribers and over 6.2 billion total video views. PewDiePie holds the position in the top 1 since August 2013.

    PewDiePie is popular of being a game commentator on Youtube. He is known of playing video games while recording it,  but not in the traditional video walkthroughs, He describe it as "sharing gaming experience with my bros". He also support Independent Game Developers, and according to a reliable source, games featured on PewDiePie Channel have experience increased in sales.

    According to CelebrityNetWorth[dot]Com, PewDiePie net worth as of 2014 is $10 million.

    In June 2014, The Wall Street Journal reported PewDiePie earning $4 million a year. 

Do you want something to add? How about sharing it on the comment box below!

Source: YouTube, Wikipedia, Buzzfeed

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Why People Hate Mondays

Monday, the most hated day of the week. People considered this day as the worst day for decades. It's even prove by some researchers that Monday are so depressing that, on average, we don't crack our first smile until 11:16 am and more than half of us will spend the day complaining, particularly morning .

Thanks to the unlimited power of the internet (But still not free), We found the three main reasons why most of us hate this day, and of course! we will share it to you guys.


  • Everything Start on Monday... Again - It's either you hate your, job, your school or your life, most of our activities, work and weekdays routine start on this day. Waking up realizing that reality is waiting for you. Dealing again with your annoying boss, getting away with bullies or lining up for everything(food, paying bills, trains etc), and you can do nothing about it because Monday will stay, forever.
  • You hate your job - Your are sitting at your desk waiting for lunch so you can get back at your desk and wait for the end of the day. Nothing is excited on this day but only the fact that the next day will be Tuesday and you got only four more days to go before weekend. If this is you, then you have the right to hate Monday.
  • Weekend is Over - Have you ever say to say to yourself  the phrase "Back to reality" after a weekend getaway vacation or doing nothing for two days? One of the main reason why most of us hate Monday because it is the day next to Sunday. Waking up after two days doing nothing but only to have fun really will make you hate that day. Especially that someone had better weekend than you. Your office-mate telling stories on how great their weekend was, or your boss showing his photos with some hot chicks in a yacht while you drink beer alone for two days will absolutely make you hate that Monday is still need to come. 
But wait, remember what most people use to say that every problem has a solution. The study  also revealed that there are five ways, not three! to get over that horrible and depressing Monday Blues.
  1. Watching TV
  2. Having Sex
  3. On-line Shopping
  4. Buying chocolate or make-up
  5. Planning a holiday
So cheer up, because there are more ways on how to love this day. How about you? how do you get over with Monday Blues? Share it with us by dropping some comment below.

Monday, August 12, 2019

5 Weird Facts About Facebook


 Facebook: You can't live with it, you can't burn it in a grease fire. That's what they say, right?

While everyone knows about happening on everyone on facebook, and all of it's basic. Here are 5 weird facts you might now know about Facebook. Excerpt from the famous video by 5facts.

1. Facebook data suggest tat the common time of breakups is two weeks before Christmas and during Spring break. And according to Google data, the most popular search term after spring break is "Why does it hurt when I pee?" HAHA yeah right. 


2. Before the 2007 redesigned, the Facebook homepage featured a mysterious face known and only as The Facebook Guy. Turn out it was a photo of a young Al Pacino.




3. In 2008, A British woman named Laura Michaels, created a Facebook group called "I need sex" and in ten minutes the group have 35 members and eventually attracted 100 men and she slept 50 of them. Read more at Metro.co.uk

4. Facebook incorporated owns a hundred entire Facebook URL including ihatethefabooklikebutton.com, likebuttonsucks.com, likesucks.com, facebookcreditssuck.org and ihatefacebookcredits.com

5. According to a Colombian University study, 83% of prostitute use Facebook to conduct business. 





And that's it, visit 5Facts Youtube Channel for more weird, funny facts about anything.


Sunday, August 11, 2019

Madalas Mangyare Sa Pelikulang Pilipino

Paulit ulit na eksena, pero kahit minsan wala  pa sigurong nagsawa, ang mga kadalasng eksena sa isang "TUNAY" na pelikulang pilipino.
  • Action
Laging may sidekick na Komedyante ang Bida, At kahit anung tanda nito hanep makahanap ng chicks dalaga at sariwa. Paboritong pasalubong ang Pansit, At alam mu na mamatay ang taong tuwang tuwang makakain ng pansit kung hindi aksidente ay papatayin, agaw buhay na pero walang tumatawag ng ambulansya kaya wala ng gagawin kundi maghabilin na lang. Titingala at isisgaw ng bida ang pangalan ng namatay.

Maghihigante tuloy si Bida, Makikipagsuntukan ng magisa laban sa madameng kalaban at akalin mong mananalo sya di ata naisip ng kalaban na sugurin ng sabay sabay. Magkakaroon ng habulan ng sasakyan at Himalang walang Traffic. Isa sa mga sasakyan ng goons dadaan sa rampa at sasabog. Yung iba naman sasalpok sa isang Fruit Stand. Mauuwe ang lahat sa isang Warehouse o Abandunadong Factory, Mura ang Baril, Pag wala ng bala itatapon. Kaya sa huli magsusuntukan na lang ang matitibay, Di naisip na pulutin ang mga baril ng namatay.

At kung Mala pusa ang buhay ng Bida, wag mu ng itanong kung ganong kadame ang buhay ng leading lady nya..
  • Comedy
Asahan mu na ang ending ay kantahan at sayawan sa beach, Lagi din may barilan sa bandang huli at magaling makipagsuntukan ang mga babae. Kapag babanat ang sidekick babatukan ng bida at kung si Wenn Daramas ang Direktor, asahan mo na si DJ Durano.

  • Drama/Love Story
Kawawa at inaalipusta ang bida na mahirap, Aalis at mawawala ng matagal pagbalik mayaman na sya at mapapansin lage syang nakakulot. kapag mahirap ang Kasintahan ng mayaban na babae aalukin na lng ng tseke ng magulang ng babae ang lalake. 

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The OTHER TIPS for a Highly Effective Blog Post

Napakasarap talagang maging blogger! Pero mas masarap kung marameng reader! Itong post ko ay tungkol sa sikreto kung paano maging isang magaling na blogger! (Na wala akong idea kung paano nga at kung merun nga nun). Panibagong kalokohan naisip ng isang taong di alam ang kanyang ginagawa. Nagpapansin lang at sana mapansin niyo! At kung anu ang mabasa niyo ngayon, kalimutan nyu na bukas.



  • Alamin mu ang gusto mo at Kung may gusto ba ng gusto mo – Masaya at nakakagana magsulat ng bagay na hilig mo. Mahirap lang eh kung ikaw lang ang may interest dito. Isa sa pinakamasakit bilang isang blogger ( para sakin) eh malaman na ikaw lng ang reader ng sariling blog mo. Pero bihira naman mangyare siguro yun, dahil kahit papano may maliligaw at mapapadpad din dyan, at minsan madalas pang scenario eh yung mga bagay na bihira lng mapansin, gawin, mangyare o makita eh  yun pa ang madalas na ginagawa, nagyayare, napapansin at nakikita ng karamihan.
  • BE CREATIVE! – maging masining sa pagsulat , wag mu akong tularan! Magulo at nakakalito! Minsan okey din ung maiksi pero malaman at nakakabusog kesa naman sa ubod ng haba eh wala namang kwenta, masabi lang mahaba kahit galing sa pwet ang pinagkuhanan ipinapublish na, Tulad nito. Ok din ung mahaba, hindi nakakabitin pero dapat hindi nakakatamad dapat kung alam mu ng may parte sa sinulat mo na medyo tatamarin ang reader mo sundan mo agad ng parte na magbibigay ng pakiramdam na maging Masaya sya, un katulad ng pakiramdam ng ( hndi ko na kayang sabihin pa ).



  • Sino ba ang Target? – sino ba ang gusto mong maging reader? Know your target, tulad ko nagsulat ako sa tagalong dahil syempre Pilipino ang target readers ko sa post na to, kahit mas sanay ako mag ingles (Ulol!). pero mas ok kung ang 1st language ng blog mo ay English, more readers! Saka ka na lng maghalo ng post na tagalog, kung sa tingin mu ay may ok to sa tagalog. Tulad ng mga post na may galit at inis. Mas masarap kaseng basahin ang post na may mura na tagalog kesa sa ingles, para sa akin. .( sa tingin ko di kita natulungan sa part na to, ang labo ko!
  • Maging at wag maging Unique ! – mas unique ung post, mas ok! Gumawa ka ng teritoryo mo. Sumakop ka ng topic na sa blog mo lang makikita, wag kang mag alala kase balang araw mapapansin din yan! Tulad na lng ng post ko nuon na “bakit masama kumain ng polvoron pagkatapos ng paspasang basketball” naniniwala ako na may gagawa ng thesis tungkol dyan at gagawin source ang blog ko balang araw at napakasarap ng pakiramdam na yun. AT Wag kang maging Unique! Wag ka gumawa ng blog entry na ikaw lang ang nakakaalam! kung naiisp mung gumawa ng entry tungkol sa pagtatalik ng Ipis wag mu ng subukan! (nagawa ko na yun) at maniwala ka di maganda ang resulta. Sumabay ka sa uso, sumabay ka sa trending! at maghanap ka ng magtetrending! At magulat ka na lng sa mga susunod na pangyayari.
  • Sumulat ka para sayo, sumulat ka para sa kanila – paano? Di ko alam. Pero sa tingin ko lahat naman ng nagblog gumawa nun dahil gusto nila at gustong ipamahagi ang nalalaman nila. Gumawa sila ng blog entry ayos sa gusto nila at nakuha nila ang panlasa ng mambabasa pero syempre habang tumatagal may nagbabago. Kailangan magsulat ng entry na magugustuhan nila, kailangan ng bago ng di sila magsawa. Pero kung may aalis naman, madalas may kapalit. Kaya ayos lang.


At ang panghuli, iwasan mung magbasa sa mga blog na may post about sa kung paano ba gumawa ng magandang blog. Karamihan sa kanila hindi naman nakabasa ng tips sa ibang blog. May Originality sila! At dahil siguro successful ang naging outcome nila gumawa na sila ng post kung pano gumawa ng isang magandang blog ayun mismo sa experience nila. Yung iba naman trip lang nila magpost ng tips tungkol sa blog kahit di nila alam ang mga pinagsasabe nila at wala silang alam tungkol dun ( tulad ko ).